“The Dildo of Consequences Rarely Arrives Lubed” Graphic
XS / Black
$21.95
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A soft, lightweight long sleeve tee that speaks with sharp humor. The breathable Airlume cotton blend drapes easily for a relaxed retail fit, with side seams and shoulder tape to keep the shape wash after wash. The ribbed knit collar and tear-away label add everyday comfort, while the bold, cheeky chest print gives this shirt its personality — clever, irreverent, and built for people who wear their sarcasm loud. Throw it on for late-night hangouts, irreverent gift swaps, or a casual day when you want your outfit to do the talking.
Short, tactile sentences. Subtle structure. A tee that lands jokes without trying too hard.
Product features
- Lightweight 4.2 oz Airlume combed cotton (blend varies by color) for breathable comfort
- Retail fit with side seams and shoulder tape to maintain shape
- Ribbed knit collar with seam and tear-away label for comfort and durability
- DTF inner neck labels; prints applied with DTG for crisp graphics
- Runs true to size; made in Nicaragua and meets flammability requirements
Care instructions
- Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, team or dry: medium heat
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not dryclean
“The Dildo of Consequences Rarely Arrives Lubed” Graphic
$21.95
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.50 | 17.99 | 20.00 | 21.97 | 23.98 | 25.98 |
| Length, in | 26.97 | 27.99 | 28.98 | 30.00 | 30.98 | 32.01 |
| Sleeve length, in | 25.00 | 26.93 | 27.17 | 27.56 | 27.95 | 28.35 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
Short, tactile sentences. Subtle structure. A tee that lands jokes without trying too hard.
Product features
- Lightweight 4.2 oz Airlume combed cotton (blend varies by color) for breathable comfort
- Retail fit with side seams and shoulder tape to maintain shape
- Ribbed knit collar with seam and tear-away label for comfort and durability
- DTF inner neck labels; prints applied with DTG for crisp graphics
- Runs true to size; made in Nicaragua and meets flammability requirements
Care instructions
- Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, team or dry: medium heat
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not dryclean