Funny Graphic Tee — "The Dildo of Consequences Rarely Arrives Lubed"
XS / Black
$17.95
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This lightweight crew-neck tee wears like a comfortable secret: soft, breathable cotton with a clean retail fit that layers easily or stands on its own. The bold, hand-lettered message on the chest carries a sharp, irreverent humor — the kind you wear when you want to provoke a laugh and own the room. Side seams and shoulder tape keep the shape through washes. The ribbed knit collar holds its form, and the tear-away label removes scratch and irritation so the shirt stays an effortless go-to. Ethically made and REACH certified, it blends everyday comfort with a cheeky statement for nights out, casual hangouts, or moments when you prefer your outfit to speak before you do.
Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for a soft, breathable feel
- Retail crew-neck fit with ribbed knit collar and seam for shape retention
- Side seams and shoulder tape for improved structure and durability
- Tear-away label to reduce skin irritation; REACH certified and ethically produced
- Durable print options (DTF/DTG) ensure crisp, vibrant chest and sleeve graphics
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
Funny Graphic Tee — "The Dildo of Consequences Rarely Arrives Lubed"
$17.95
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.50 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.60 | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 | 10.80 | 11.20 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for a soft, breathable feel
- Retail crew-neck fit with ribbed knit collar and seam for shape retention
- Side seams and shoulder tape for improved structure and durability
- Tear-away label to reduce skin irritation; REACH certified and ethically produced
- Durable print options (DTF/DTG) ensure crisp, vibrant chest and sleeve graphics
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean