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This muscle tank brings together cheeky humor and laid-back weekend vibes. Soft black fabric frames a bold graphic of two frothy beer mugs clinking beneath the playful line, “I like my kale with a silent K.” It reads like an inside joke shared among friends at a backyard cookout or a neighborhood pub crawl. Wear it to backyard barbecues, brewery runs, or lazy summer mornings when comfort and a wink matter more than formality. The sleeveless cut keeps you cool and free to move — whether you’re tossing a frisbee, manning the grill, or cheering on the local team. It’s relaxed, confident, and unapologetically fun.
Product features
- Durable side seams for lasting shape and structure
- Comfort-first tear-away label to prevent irritation
- Pre-shrunk fabric to maintain original fit
- Retail fit for a modern, structured silhouette
- Unisex sizing to suit a wide range of bodies
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Beer-Lover Muscle Tank — "I Like My Kale With A Silent K" Funny Pub Drinking Tank Top
$19.95
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Body Length, in | 26.00 | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 |
| Chest Width , in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 21.62 | 23.62 | 25.62 |
Product features
- Durable side seams for lasting shape and structure
- Comfort-first tear-away label to prevent irritation
- Pre-shrunk fabric to maintain original fit
- Retail fit for a modern, structured silhouette
- Unisex sizing to suit a wide range of bodies
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean