"The Dildo of Consequences Rarely Arrives Lubed" Funny Graphic Shirt
XS / Military Green
$21.95
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This long-sleeve jersey blends soft, lightweight comfort with a bold, irreverent voice. The slim retail fit and airy 4.2 oz fabric layer easily under jackets or stand alone on milder days. Subtle structural details — side seams, shoulder tape and a ribbed knit collar — keep the shape crisp through repeated wear. The front text design reads with handwritten energy, giving the tee a candid, conversational feel that wears like a private joke turned public statement. Wear it to spark laughs at casual meetups, to break the ice at late-night gatherings, or when you want clothing that voices your dry, sarcastic humor without shouting. It runs true to size, includes a tear-away label for comfort, and is printed with modern DTF/DTG methods for a clean, long-lasting print.
Product features
- Lightweight 4.2 oz airlume cotton-blend fabric for breathable comfort
- Retail fit that runs true to size with tear-away label
- Reinforced structure: side seams, shoulder tape, ribbed knit collar
- Durable DTF inner neck label and DTG front print for lasting detail
- Made in Nicaragua; meets flammability standards
Care instructions
- Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, team or dry: medium heat
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not dryclean
"The Dildo of Consequences Rarely Arrives Lubed" Funny Graphic Shirt
$21.95
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.50 | 17.99 | 20.00 | 21.97 | 23.98 | 25.98 |
| Length, in | 26.97 | 27.99 | 28.98 | 30.00 | 30.98 | 32.01 |
| Sleeve length, in | 25.00 | 26.93 | 27.17 | 27.56 | 27.95 | 28.35 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
Product features
- Lightweight 4.2 oz airlume cotton-blend fabric for breathable comfort
- Retail fit that runs true to size with tear-away label
- Reinforced structure: side seams, shoulder tape, ribbed knit collar
- Durable DTF inner neck label and DTG front print for lasting detail
- Made in Nicaragua; meets flammability standards
Care instructions
- Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, team or dry: medium heat
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not dryclean