Tank Top — "Taking My Daughter On A Date? This Moves Faster After 9 P.M." Battery Graphic
Tank Top — "Taking My Daughter On A Date? This Moves Faster After 9 P.M." Battery Graphic
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
| Width, in | 16.26 | 18.23 | 20.24 | 22.24 | 24.25 | 26.22 |
| Length, in | 25.98 | 26.97 | 27.99 | 28.98 | 30.00 | 30.98 |
| Arm opening, in | 9.50 | 10.12 | 10.75 | 11.63 | 12.50 | 13.37 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
This tank carries a cheeky, protective vibe for dads who like to joke loud and proud. The bold graphic—featuring a shotgun shell and the line “Taking my daughter on a date? This moves faster after 9 P.M.”—reads like a warning with a wink. Lightweight and breathable, it layers easily under a flannel or stands alone on warm days. Wear it to backyard barbecues, fishing trips, or casual evenings out when you want to keep things lighthearted but unmistakably on guard. The retail cut gives a modern silhouette while the soft fabric keeps it comfortable for long days spent outdoors or running errands around town.
Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (fiber content varies by color)
- Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz/yd²) with a retail fit and true-to-size sizing
- Side seams for shape retention and self-fabric binding for clean edges
- Tear-away label and meets flammability requirements; adult sizing
- Made in Nicaragua; varied fiber blends for heather and triblend color options
Care instructions
- Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean