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Lighthearted and cheeky, this breathable tank brings vintage charm and playful humor to warm-weather days. The soft jersey fabric and clean retail cut make it feel effortless whether you’re pacing a summer BBQ, heading out for a lake day, or simply lounging with friends. The retro illustration and tongue-in-cheek phrase sit centered on the chest, adding a nostalgic, irreverent note to everyday wear. Built with durable side seams and a tear-away label, it keeps its shape and comfort wash after wash. Wear it solo in heat or layer under an open shirt when evenings cool — it’s designed to be worn, laughed in, and loved for its personality.
Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton on solid colors for a soft, lightweight feel
- Light fabric (4.2 oz/yd²) with a retail fit that runs true to size
- Side seams and self-fabric binding for added structure and a clean finish
- Tear-away label and flammability-compliant construction
- Color-dependent fiber blends available (heathers and triblend options)
Care instructions
- Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
Tank Top — Retro 'A Clean Beaver Gets More Wood' Vintage Graphic Tank
$19.95
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.26 | 18.23 | 20.24 | 22.24 | 24.25 | 26.22 |
| Length, in | 25.98 | 26.97 | 27.99 | 28.98 | 30.00 | 30.98 |
| Arm opening, in | 9.50 | 10.12 | 10.75 | 11.63 | 12.50 | 13.37 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton on solid colors for a soft, lightweight feel
- Light fabric (4.2 oz/yd²) with a retail fit that runs true to size
- Side seams and self-fabric binding for added structure and a clean finish
- Tear-away label and flammability-compliant construction
- Color-dependent fiber blends available (heathers and triblend options)
Care instructions
- Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean