Provocative Text Tank Top — "The Dildo of Consequences Rarely Arrives Lubed"
XS / Athletic Heather
$19.95
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This lightweight tank brings a blunt, playful voice to warm-weather days. Soft, airy fabric drapes easily over the body, letting the handwritten-style text take center stage. Wear it to backyard hangouts, late-night house parties, or crowded festival fields when you want your sense of humor to lead the conversation. The sleeveless cut and retail fit make it easy to layer under an open button shirt or wear solo with cutoffs. The message reads like a private joke shared out loud — cheeky, unapologetic, and sure to get a laugh from the right crowd.
Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for solid colors (varies for heathers)
- Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz/yd²) for breathable comfort
- Retail fit with side seams for lasting shape
- Self-fabric binding and tear-away label for clean finish and comfort
- Runs true to size; made in Nicaragua and meets flammability standards
Care instructions
- Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
Provocative Text Tank Top — "The Dildo of Consequences Rarely Arrives Lubed"
$19.95
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.26 | 18.23 | 20.24 | 22.24 | 24.25 | 26.22 |
| Length, in | 25.98 | 26.97 | 27.99 | 28.98 | 30.00 | 30.98 |
| Arm opening, in | 9.50 | 10.12 | 10.75 | 11.63 | 12.50 | 13.37 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for solid colors (varies for heathers)
- Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz/yd²) for breathable comfort
- Retail fit with side seams for lasting shape
- Self-fabric binding and tear-away label for clean finish and comfort
- Runs true to size; made in Nicaragua and meets flammability standards
Care instructions
- Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean