Muscle Tank — "The Dildo of Consequences Rarely Arrives Lubed" Graphic Tank Top
S / Black
$19.95
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This muscle tank speaks with a wry, unapologetic voice. Lightweight and structured, it carries a bold handwritten slogan across the chest that makes people laugh — and maybe pause. Wear it out for low-key nights, road trips, or backyard hangs when you want a shirt that’s equal parts cheeky and comfortable. The sleeveless cut shows off shoulders and arms, while the clean black backdrop keeps the focus on the message. It’s casual enough for everyday wear and striking enough to spark conversation at parties or gigs.
Product features
- Side seams for better shape and lasting structure
- Tear-away label for zero-scratch comfort
- Pre-shrunk fabric to maintain fit wash after wash
- Retail fit that falls cleanly on the body
- Unisex sizing to flatter a range of silhouettes
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Muscle Tank — "The Dildo of Consequences Rarely Arrives Lubed" Graphic Tank Top
$19.95
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Body Length, in | 26.00 | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 |
| Chest Width , in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 21.62 | 23.62 | 25.62 |
Product features
- Side seams for better shape and lasting structure
- Tear-away label for zero-scratch comfort
- Pre-shrunk fabric to maintain fit wash after wash
- Retail fit that falls cleanly on the body
- Unisex sizing to flatter a range of silhouettes
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean