Muscle Tank "The Dildo of Consequences Rarely Arrives Lubed" — Funny Provocative Graphic Tank Top
S / White
$19.95
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Muscle tanks that speak with a sharp, irreverent voice. Lightweight and structured, this sleeveless top carries a handwritten, tongue-in-cheek slogan across the chest that reads like a private joke between friends. It sits with a clean retail fit and straight hem, so it layers easily under an open flannel or stands alone at a backyard gathering. Wear it when you want to spark a laugh, break the ice, or lean into a rowdy, casual night out. The feel is familiar — breathable cotton that keeps its shape through repeats and washes, while the tear-away label keeps the neckline scratch-free. This is for people who prefer humor over small talk and want clothing that matches a bold, laid-back mood.
Product features
- Durable side seams for long-lasting shape
- Tear-away label for zero-scratch comfort
- Pre-shrunk fabric to maintain fit after washing
- Retail fit for a clean, contemporary silhouette
- Unisex sizing that works for varied body types
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Muscle Tank "The Dildo of Consequences Rarely Arrives Lubed" — Funny Provocative Graphic Tank Top
$19.95
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Body Length, in | 26.00 | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 |
| Chest Width , in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 21.62 | 23.62 | 25.62 |
Product features
- Durable side seams for long-lasting shape
- Tear-away label for zero-scratch comfort
- Pre-shrunk fabric to maintain fit after washing
- Retail fit for a clean, contemporary silhouette
- Unisex sizing that works for varied body types
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean