{"product_id":"muscle-tank-taking-my-daughter-on-a-date-this-moves-faster-after-9-p-m-funny-dad-protecto-bullet-tee","title":"Muscle Tank — \"Taking My Daughter on a Date? This Moves Faster After 9 P.M.\" Funny Dad Protecto-Bullet Tee","description":"\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width:360px;\"\u003e\n \u003cthead\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth style=\"padding:10px;\"\u003e\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003eS\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003eM\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003eL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003eXL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003e2XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003c\/thead\u003e\n \u003ctbody\u003e\n \n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n Body Length, in\n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 26.00 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 27.00 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 28.00 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 29.00 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 30.00 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n Chest Width , in\n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 18.00 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 20.00 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 21.62 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 23.62 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 25.62 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n \u003c\/table\u003e\n This sleeveless muscle tank brings a bold, tongue-in-cheek attitude to casual days and range runs. The black jersey fabric showcases a clear, high-contrast graphic of a shotgun shell with a cheeky warning about late-night dates—a wink that works for fathers, shooters, and anyone with a dry sense of humor. Lightweight and structured, it layers easily under a jacket or stands alone on warm days. Wear it to backyard barbecues, the range, or when you want to make people laugh without saying a word. The retail cut keeps the silhouette clean while the side seams hold its shape wash after wash.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Side seams for long-lasting shape and structural support\u003cbr\u003e- Tear-away label for itch-free comfort\u003cbr\u003e- Pre-shrunk fabric to maintain fit\u003cbr\u003e- Retail fit for a clean, contemporary silhouette\u003cbr\u003e- Unisex sizing suitable for a broad range of wearers\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle\u003cbr\u003e- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":48258151743588,"sku":"15305987885042198764","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Dark Grey Heather","offer_id":48258151776356,"sku":"46204753997119492188","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":48258151809124,"sku":"24180144377388692362","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Dark Grey Heather","offer_id":48258151841892,"sku":"77870556039918043822","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":48258151874660,"sku":"28684657268385560859","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":48258151907428,"sku":"21632571732736667251","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Dark Grey Heather","offer_id":48258151940196,"sku":"25146731586423462268","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":48258151972964,"sku":"14435285909105560491","price":21.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Dark Grey Heather","offer_id":48258152005732,"sku":"81229180286999180952","price":21.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0770\/5028\/2084\/files\/17665265243717364464_2048.jpg?v=1776233201","url":"https:\/\/the-digital-spindle.myshopify.com\/products\/muscle-tank-taking-my-daughter-on-a-date-this-moves-faster-after-9-p-m-funny-dad-protecto-bullet-tee","provider":"The Digital Spindle","version":"1.0","type":"link"}