Muscle Tank — "Taking My Daughter on a Date? This Moves Faster After 9 P.M." Funny Dad Protecto-Bullet Tee
S / Black
$19.95
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This sleeveless muscle tank brings a bold, tongue-in-cheek attitude to casual days and range runs. The black jersey fabric showcases a clear, high-contrast graphic of a shotgun shell with a cheeky warning about late-night dates—a wink that works for fathers, shooters, and anyone with a dry sense of humor. Lightweight and structured, it layers easily under a jacket or stands alone on warm days. Wear it to backyard barbecues, the range, or when you want to make people laugh without saying a word. The retail cut keeps the silhouette clean while the side seams hold its shape wash after wash.
Product features
- Side seams for long-lasting shape and structural support
- Tear-away label for itch-free comfort
- Pre-shrunk fabric to maintain fit
- Retail fit for a clean, contemporary silhouette
- Unisex sizing suitable for a broad range of wearers
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Muscle Tank — "Taking My Daughter on a Date? This Moves Faster After 9 P.M." Funny Dad Protecto-Bullet Tee
$19.95
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Body Length, in | 26.00 | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 |
| Chest Width , in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 21.62 | 23.62 | 25.62 |
Product features
- Side seams for long-lasting shape and structural support
- Tear-away label for itch-free comfort
- Pre-shrunk fabric to maintain fit
- Retail fit for a clean, contemporary silhouette
- Unisex sizing suitable for a broad range of wearers
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean