{"product_id":"muscle-tank-i-like-my-kale-with-a-silent-k-beer-tank-top","title":"Muscle Tank — \"I like my Kale with a Silent K\" Beer Tank Top","description":"\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width:360px;\"\u003e\n            \u003cthead\u003e\n                \u003ctr\u003e\n                    \u003cth style=\"padding:10px;\"\u003e\u003c\/th\u003e\n                    \u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003eS\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003eM\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003eL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003eXL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003e2XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n                \u003c\/tr\u003e\n            \u003c\/thead\u003e\n            \u003ctbody\u003e\n                \n                    \u003ctr\u003e\n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            Body Length, in\n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            26.00 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            27.00 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            28.00 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            29.00 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            30.00 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n                    \u003ctr\u003e\n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            Chest Width , in\n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            18.00 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            20.00 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            21.62 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            23.62 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            25.62 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n            \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n        \u003c\/table\u003e\n        Raise a glass to laid-back humor with this lightweight muscle tank that reads like a wink from your favorite local taproom. A simple, clean white canvas showcases two frothy beer mugs and the cheeky line “I like my kale with a silent K,” blending pub banter with a playful twist. Soft against the skin and cut for easy movement, this tank slips into weekend routines: backyard barbecues, brewery hops, or lazy summer nights on a porch. It’s the kind of shirt that starts conversations, invites a grin, and feels like the kind of comfortable companion you reach for when you want to keep things casual and fun.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Side-seamed construction for better shape retention\u003cbr\u003e- Tear-away label for itch-free comfort\u003cbr\u003e- Pre-shrunk fabric to maintain fit after washing\u003cbr\u003e- Retail fit that drapes cleanly without excess bulk\u003cbr\u003e- Unisex sizing to suit a range of body types\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle\u003cbr\u003e- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"S \/ White","offer_id":48258155053156,"sku":"25304612824742001240","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Natural","offer_id":48258155085924,"sku":"18975660938648018978","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Pink","offer_id":48258155118692,"sku":"23900891883208298744","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":48258155151460,"sku":"12570429180506628151","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Natural","offer_id":48258155184228,"sku":"95960216742404289057","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Pink","offer_id":48258155216996,"sku":"13123080309427276127","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":48258155249764,"sku":"31332360732457019634","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Natural","offer_id":48258155282532,"sku":"60045779511764367668","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Pink","offer_id":48258155315300,"sku":"25910264686064639863","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":48258155348068,"sku":"28136360418088524044","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Natural","offer_id":48258155380836,"sku":"11197125302106824190","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Pink","offer_id":48258155413604,"sku":"10528437952768091377","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":48258155446372,"sku":"15776664196273490047","price":21.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Natural","offer_id":48258155479140,"sku":"24068013367411044479","price":21.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Pink","offer_id":48258155511908,"sku":"27350135637853717830","price":21.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0770\/5028\/2084\/files\/6541618392413078061_2048.jpg?v=1776233412","url":"https:\/\/the-digital-spindle.myshopify.com\/products\/muscle-tank-i-like-my-kale-with-a-silent-k-beer-tank-top","provider":"The Digital Spindle","version":"1.0","type":"link"}