“I May Be Dyslexic But I’m Still Smuckin Fart” Graphic Tee
XS / Athletic Heather
$17.95
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This lightweight crew-neck tee carries a wry, playful voice that slips easily into everyday life. Soft, breathable Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton keeps the shirt comfortable whether you’re out running errands, laughing with friends, or lounging at home. The text-forward front design reads like an inside joke — confident, unapologetic, and a little cheeky — so it becomes a conversation starter without trying too hard. Tailored with side seams, a ribbed knit collar, and shoulder tape, the silhouette stays neat through repeated wear and washes. Tear-away labels and thoughtful manufacturing practices mean the shirt feels good on and off the body, while REACH certification and ethically sourced production add quiet assurances for the conscientious shopper. This tee sits naturally in casual wardrobes and pairs well with denim, layered jackets, or relaxed shorts for informal gatherings, low-key nights, and anything that calls for a grin.
Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton; lightweight and breathable (4.2 oz/yd²).
- Retail fit with crew neckline, side seams, ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape for lasting shape.
- Print methods: DTF for most parts; DTG on some providers for especially vibrant sleeve/label prints.
- Tear-away label, REACH certified; manufactured under humane, sustainable practices (Fair Labor Association/WRAP standards).
- Color-specific fabric blends for Heather/Ash/Athletic options; blank product sourced from Honduras.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
“I May Be Dyslexic But I’m Still Smuckin Fart” Graphic Tee
$17.95
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.50 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.60 | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 | 10.80 | 11.20 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton; lightweight and breathable (4.2 oz/yd²).
- Retail fit with crew neckline, side seams, ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape for lasting shape.
- Print methods: DTF for most parts; DTG on some providers for especially vibrant sleeve/label prints.
- Tear-away label, REACH certified; manufactured under humane, sustainable practices (Fair Labor Association/WRAP standards).
- Color-specific fabric blends for Heather/Ash/Athletic options; blank product sourced from Honduras.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean