Graphic Tee — "The Dildo of Consequences Rarely Arrives Lubed" Funny Slogan Shirt
XS / Athletic Heather
$17.95
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This lightweight crew-neck tee carries a blunt, humorous statement in a hand-lettered style that reads like a late-night inside joke. Soft, breathable Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton drapes easily over the body, so the message sits comfortably whether you're out with friends, at a casual show, or lounging at home. The retail fit and ribbed collar keep the silhouette neat while side seams and shoulder tape preserve shape through wear. It feels lived-in without looking sloppy — the kind of shirt someone reaches for when they want to make people laugh and spark conversation without having to try too hard.
Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (lightweight, breathable)
- Retail fit with crew neckline for a clean, versatile silhouette
- Side seams, ribbed knit collar, and shoulder tape for shape retention
- DTF/DTG printed design with crisp detail on front and sleeves as applicable
- Tear-away label; REACH certified; sourced blanks from Honduras
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
Graphic Tee — "The Dildo of Consequences Rarely Arrives Lubed" Funny Slogan Shirt
$17.95
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.50 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.60 | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 | 10.80 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (lightweight, breathable)
- Retail fit with crew neckline for a clean, versatile silhouette
- Side seams, ribbed knit collar, and shoulder tape for shape retention
- DTF/DTG printed design with crisp detail on front and sleeves as applicable
- Tear-away label; REACH certified; sourced blanks from Honduras
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean