Dad Hoodie "Taking My Daughter On A Date? This Moves Faster After 9 P.M." – Funny Father-Daughter Dad Gift
S / Navy
$24.95
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This cozy hooded sweatshirt carries a dry, protective sense of humor aimed at dads who want to keep their daughter’s dating life lightheartedly guarded. The front print shows a low-to-high battery bar with the sarcastic line “Taking my daughter on a date? This moves faster after 9 P.M.” — a wink that reads as playful vigilance rather than threat. Wear it on weekend drop-offs, late-night walks, or casual family gatherings; the soft, medium‑weight fabric and roomy kangaroo pocket create a warm, worn-in feel that invites relaxed conversation and a few laughs. Subtle enough to layer under a jacket, it still stands out on its own thanks to crisp DTF/DTG printing and the option for embroidered accents on chest or wrists for a slightly elevated touch. It’s the kind of hoodie a protective-but-playful dad reaches for when he wants to be seen, make people smile, and keep the vibe approachable.
Product features
- 50/50 cotton-poly medium‑heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd²) for warmth and softness
- Tubular knit without side seams for cleaner look and reduced waste
- Color-matched drawcord and double-lined hood with roomy kangaroo pocket
- DTF/DTG prints for sharp, durable front and sleeve/wrist graphics; embroidery available
- Tear-away label, classic fit, and OEKO-TEX/ethical-supply notes for comfortable, responsible wear
Care instructions
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
Dad Hoodie "Taking My Daughter On A Date? This Moves Faster After 9 P.M." – Funny Father-Daughter Dad Gift
$24.95
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 | 31.89 | 33.86 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 | 33.07 | 33.86 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 | 39.50 | 40.50 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Product features
- 50/50 cotton-poly medium‑heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd²) for warmth and softness
- Tubular knit without side seams for cleaner look and reduced waste
- Color-matched drawcord and double-lined hood with roomy kangaroo pocket
- DTF/DTG prints for sharp, durable front and sleeve/wrist graphics; embroidery available
- Tear-away label, classic fit, and OEKO-TEX/ethical-supply notes for comfortable, responsible wear
Care instructions
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed