{"product_id":"big-pharma-reaper-eating-lunch-long-sleeve-tee","title":"Big Pharma Reaper Eating Lunch Long Sleeve Tee","description":"\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width:360px;\"\u003e\n            \u003cthead\u003e\n                \u003ctr\u003e\n                    \u003cth style=\"padding:10px;\"\u003e\u003c\/th\u003e\n                    \u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003eXS\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003eS\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003eM\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003eL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003eXL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003e2XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n                \u003c\/tr\u003e\n            \u003c\/thead\u003e\n            \u003ctbody\u003e\n                \n                    \u003ctr\u003e\n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            Width, in\n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            16.50 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            17.99 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            20.00 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            21.97 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            23.98 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            25.98 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n                    \u003ctr\u003e\n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            Length, in\n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            26.97 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            27.99 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            28.98 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            30.00 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            30.98 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            32.01 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n                    \u003ctr\u003e\n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            Sleeve length, in\n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            25.00 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            26.93 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            27.17 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            27.56 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            27.95 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            28.35 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n                    \u003ctr\u003e\n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            Size tolerance, in\n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            1.00 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            1.00 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            1.00 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            1.00 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            1.00 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            1.00 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n            \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n        \u003c\/table\u003e\n        \u003cp\u003eSlip into a long-sleeve tee that feels like a quiet, dark joke you can wear out loud. The graphic—an uncanny, shadowy Big Pharma Reaper Eating Lunch—creates a mood that’s equal parts macabre and oddly tender. Lightweight and soft against the skin, this shirt layers easily under jackets or stands alone on brisk evenings. It belongs to folks who collect oddities, binge midnight comics, or move through Halloween and All Hallows’ rituals with a wink rather than a scream. Wear it to late-night meetups, gallery openings, or slow walks home after shows; it reads like an inside nod to anyone who appreciates the strange and the sincere.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis piece balances subtle darkness with everyday comfort. The image sits centered and slightly distressed, so it looks lived-in from day one. The cut is not boxy—retail-fit lines sit close enough to feel tailored while staying comfortable for layering. Let this tee be the quiet statement in your wardrobe: somber, witty, and entirely your vibe.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eProduct features\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Lightweight 4.2 oz fabric for easy layering and year-round wear\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (fiber content varies by color) for a soft, smooth hand\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Retail fit with side seams and shoulder tape for shape retention and a structured silhouette\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Ribbed knit collar and tear-away DTF inner neck label for comfort and clean finish\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Runs true to size; meets flammability requirements and made in Nicaragua\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Iron, team or dry: medium heat\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"XS \/ Black","offer_id":48379325677668,"sku":"20909347369475192592","price":21.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XS \/ Military Green","offer_id":48379325710436,"sku":"14709157952199508254","price":21.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XS \/ Navy","offer_id":48379325743204,"sku":"44482487550436589044","price":21.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XS \/ White","offer_id":48379325775972,"sku":"77487291884161894711","price":21.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Asphalt","offer_id":48379325808740,"sku":"74672765687667242922","price":21.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Athletic Heather","offer_id":48379325841508,"sku":"22508859156033108914","price":21.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":48379325874276,"sku":"31269173866369714977","price":21.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Cardinal","offer_id":48379325907044,"sku":"26508262097921517029","price":21.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Navy","offer_id":48379325939812,"sku":"29298727443372456509","price":21.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Red","offer_id":48379325972580,"sku":"68641038274688057601","price":21.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ True Royal","offer_id":48379326005348,"sku":"45613151991161452506","price":21.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ White","offer_id":48379326038116,"sku":"86399692260872094659","price":21.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Heather Forest","offer_id":48379326070884,"sku":"19937766264712076560","price":21.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Asphalt","offer_id":48379326103652,"sku":"28551805947965311758","price":21.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Athletic Heather","offer_id":48379326136420,"sku":"34910455816650659731","price":21.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":48379326169188,"sku":"13715510814153813650","price":21.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Cardinal","offer_id":48379326201956,"sku":"11657347111571916887","price":21.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Navy","offer_id":48379326234724,"sku":"17061479847554454501","price":21.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Red","offer_id":48379326267492,"sku":"20078471835335371015","price":21.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ True Royal","offer_id":48379326300260,"sku":"18446124646378571450","price":21.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":48379326333028,"sku":"29374516666755372477","price":21.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Heather Forest","offer_id":48379326365796,"sku":"18579580440635260198","price":21.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Military Green","offer_id":48379326398564,"sku":"36709703681484252572","price":21.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Asphalt","offer_id":48379326431332,"sku":"56629042021274863813","price":21.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Athletic Heather","offer_id":48379326464100,"sku":"24669961989174325425","price":21.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":48379326496868,"sku":"35068344653715774450","price":21.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Cardinal","offer_id":48379326529636,"sku":"87067803694793743428","price":21.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Navy","offer_id":48379326562404,"sku":"86983661658728447330","price":21.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Red","offer_id":48379326595172,"sku":"75222443959662353185","price":21.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ True Royal","offer_id":48379326627940,"sku":"29548120348078343847","price":21.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":48379326660708,"sku":"37791312668962373749","price":21.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Heather Forest","offer_id":48379326693476,"sku":"27362400633956181669","price":21.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Military Green","offer_id":48379326726244,"sku":"50145978461317165947","price":21.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Asphalt","offer_id":48379326759012,"sku":"21729779213964167082","price":21.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Athletic Heather","offer_id":48379326791780,"sku":"19970023764281425221","price":21.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":48379326824548,"sku":"44491435954935396642","price":21.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Cardinal","offer_id":48379326857316,"sku":"10354511247986430236","price":21.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Navy","offer_id":48379326890084,"sku":"15259892726527036483","price":21.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Red","offer_id":48379326922852,"sku":"65725084311762712751","price":21.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ True Royal","offer_id":48379326955620,"sku":"16668650804034318797","price":21.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":48379326988388,"sku":"15111816403438836394","price":21.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Heather Forest","offer_id":48379327021156,"sku":"86013469372275888606","price":21.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Military Green","offer_id":48379327053924,"sku":"15976560783987217871","price":21.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Asphalt","offer_id":48379327086692,"sku":"13972138374066305167","price":23.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Athletic Heather","offer_id":48379327119460,"sku":"25101156361591311402","price":23.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":48379327152228,"sku":"30120819457448328697","price":23.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Cardinal","offer_id":48379327184996,"sku":"47351027771056938754","price":23.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Navy","offer_id":48379327217764,"sku":"11233859419930635214","price":23.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Red","offer_id":48379327250532,"sku":"24204707308527504046","price":23.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ True Royal","offer_id":48379327283300,"sku":"19326502490071582611","price":23.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":48379327316068,"sku":"11466468190884234338","price":23.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Heather Forest","offer_id":48379327348836,"sku":"29582255730679555458","price":23.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Military Green","offer_id":48379327381604,"sku":"22778858116082111460","price":23.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0770\/5028\/2084\/files\/7673027212253701679_2048_e68a83d3-cf27-4bd6-9fc5-0593514b2dde.jpg?v=1778089302","url":"https:\/\/the-digital-spindle.myshopify.com\/products\/big-pharma-reaper-eating-lunch-long-sleeve-tee","provider":"The Digital Spindle","version":"1.0","type":"link"}