{"product_id":"beer-tank-top-i-like-my-kale-with-a-silent-k-novelty-beer-graphic-tank","title":"Beer Tank Top — \"I Like My Kale With A Silent K\" Novelty Beer Graphic Tank","description":"\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width:360px;\"\u003e\n \u003cthead\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth style=\"padding:10px;\"\u003e\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003eXS\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003eS\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003eM\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003eL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003eXL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003e2XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003c\/thead\u003e\n \u003ctbody\u003e\n \n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n Width, in\n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 16.26 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 18.23 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 20.24 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 22.24 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 24.25 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 26.22 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n Length, in\n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 25.98 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 26.97 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 27.99 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 28.98 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 30.00 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 30.98 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n Arm opening, in\n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 9.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 10.12 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 10.75 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 11.63 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 12.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 13.37 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n Size tolerance, in\n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 1.00 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 1.00 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 1.00 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 1.00 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 1.00 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 1.00 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n \u003c\/table\u003e\n Lightweight and laid-back, this jersey tank brings a wink of humor to warm days and casual hangs. Soft Airlume cotton (with blended options in select colors) keeps the fabric breathable and smooth against your skin. The front print — two clinking beer steins and the cheeky line “I like my kale \/ With A Silent K” — sets a playful tone that fits backyard cookouts, brewery crawls, and easy weekend mornings. Side seams and self-fabric binding give the tank a tidy shape that lasts through washes, while the retail fit and tear-away label keep things comfortable and itch-free. Wear it solo under sun or layered with an open button-up when the night cools; it’s the kind of staple that slides into a relaxed lifestyle with a grin.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for solid colors; blended fiber options in heathers and triblends\u003cbr\u003e- Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz\/yd²) for breathable all-day wear\u003cbr\u003e- Side seams and self-fabric binding for lasting shape and clean edges\u003cbr\u003e- Retail fit with tear-away label and true-to-size sizing\u003cbr\u003e- Made in Nicaragua and meets flammability safety requirements\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)\u003cbr\u003e- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: medium\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"XS \/ Athletic Heather","offer_id":48257524957284,"sku":"29852092050819842941","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XS \/ Leaf","offer_id":48257524990052,"sku":"10888498879247651689","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XS \/ Red","offer_id":48257525022820,"sku":"29728796063213541698","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XS \/ True Royal","offer_id":48257525055588,"sku":"18815171120164403867","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XS \/ White","offer_id":48257525088356,"sku":"26301873192121028768","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Athletic Heather","offer_id":48257525121124,"sku":"70481483671586649112","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Leaf","offer_id":48257525153892,"sku":"33486146633015573893","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Red","offer_id":48257525186660,"sku":"17522023542446691424","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ True Royal","offer_id":48257525219428,"sku":"29321354161994602125","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ White","offer_id":48257525252196,"sku":"40365124911341902318","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Athletic Heather","offer_id":48257525284964,"sku":"24813680506747026816","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Leaf","offer_id":48257525317732,"sku":"55686324944920528472","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Red","offer_id":48257525350500,"sku":"25350215078171963103","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ True Royal","offer_id":48257525383268,"sku":"24282117243185270129","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":48257525416036,"sku":"12561377582511498087","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Athletic Heather","offer_id":48257525448804,"sku":"10001126418609687710","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Red","offer_id":48257525481572,"sku":"31134478566868659404","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":48257525514340,"sku":"15571215271738762261","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ True Royal","offer_id":48257525547108,"sku":"21099749374475765181","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Athletic Heather","offer_id":48257525579876,"sku":"18387902379948561335","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Red","offer_id":48257525612644,"sku":"24734905710511068778","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":48257525645412,"sku":"12720261089264528677","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ True Royal","offer_id":48257525678180,"sku":"72057181571675235630","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Athletic Heather","offer_id":48257525710948,"sku":"17853489077772599069","price":21.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Red","offer_id":48257525743716,"sku":"10735732421825034283","price":21.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":48257525776484,"sku":"17400758434281373406","price":21.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ True Royal","offer_id":48257525809252,"sku":"15721418308063596465","price":21.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0770\/5028\/2084\/files\/9967392221472419870_2048.jpg?v=1777994849","url":"https:\/\/the-digital-spindle.myshopify.com\/products\/beer-tank-top-i-like-my-kale-with-a-silent-k-novelty-beer-graphic-tank","provider":"The Digital Spindle","version":"1.0","type":"link"}