{"product_id":"beer-lover-muscle-tank-i-like-my-kale-with-a-silent-k-funny-pub-drinking-tank-top","title":"Beer-Lover Muscle Tank — \"I Like My Kale With A Silent K\" Funny Pub Drinking Tank Top","description":"\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width:360px;\"\u003e\n            \u003cthead\u003e\n                \u003ctr\u003e\n                    \u003cth style=\"padding:10px;\"\u003e\u003c\/th\u003e\n                    \u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003eS\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003eM\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003eL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003eXL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003e2XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n                \u003c\/tr\u003e\n            \u003c\/thead\u003e\n            \u003ctbody\u003e\n                \n                    \u003ctr\u003e\n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            Body Length, in\n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            26.00 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            27.00 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            28.00 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            29.00 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            30.00 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n                    \u003ctr\u003e\n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            Chest Width , in\n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            18.00 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            20.00 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            21.62 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            23.62 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            25.62 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n            \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n        \u003c\/table\u003e\n        This muscle tank brings together cheeky humor and laid-back weekend vibes. Soft black fabric frames a bold graphic of two frothy beer mugs clinking beneath the playful line, “I like my kale with a silent K.” It reads like an inside joke shared among friends at a backyard cookout or a neighborhood pub crawl. Wear it to backyard barbecues, brewery runs, or lazy summer mornings when comfort and a wink matter more than formality. The sleeveless cut keeps you cool and free to move — whether you’re tossing a frisbee, manning the grill, or cheering on the local team. It’s relaxed, confident, and unapologetically fun.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Durable side seams for lasting shape and structure\u003cbr\u003e- Comfort-first tear-away label to prevent irritation\u003cbr\u003e- Pre-shrunk fabric to maintain original fit\u003cbr\u003e- Retail fit for a modern, structured silhouette\u003cbr\u003e- Unisex sizing to suit a wide range of bodies\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle\u003cbr\u003e- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":48258155577444,"sku":"14585706885946243812","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Dark Grey Heather","offer_id":48258155610212,"sku":"18631600561823660118","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":48258155642980,"sku":"75581335690235828348","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Dark Grey Heather","offer_id":48258155675748,"sku":"40679950803994627214","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":48258155708516,"sku":"31370163708186329757","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":48258155741284,"sku":"65880058019408422131","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Dark Grey Heather","offer_id":48258155774052,"sku":"19890699213707659664","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":48258155806820,"sku":"32326523005945488629","price":21.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Dark Grey Heather","offer_id":48258155839588,"sku":"11826781058171238822","price":21.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0770\/5028\/2084\/files\/3041467421172043010_2048.jpg?v=1776233428","url":"https:\/\/the-digital-spindle.myshopify.com\/products\/beer-lover-muscle-tank-i-like-my-kale-with-a-silent-k-funny-pub-drinking-tank-top","provider":"The Digital Spindle","version":"1.0","type":"link"}