{"product_id":"a-clean-beaver-gets-more-wood-tee-retro-vintage-humor-t-shirt","title":"A Clean Beaver Gets More Wood Tee - Retro Vintage Humor T-Shirt","description":"This soft, vintage-style tee pairs playful retro artwork with a cheeky slogan for anyone who likes humor with a nostalgic twist. The lightweight Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton feels breathable against the skin and layers effortlessly under jackets or over long sleeves. Thoughtful construction — side seams, ribbed knit collar, shoulder tape and a tear-away label — keeps the shirt comfortable and long-lasting while maintaining a clean, slightly tailored retail fit. The washed, muted color palette and detailed DTF\/DTG print capture the illustration’s warm, worn-in look. Wear it to casual hangouts, campfire nights, or low-key gatherings where a little wit and vintage charm start conversations.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% Airlume combed \u0026amp; ring-spun cotton (lightweight 4.2 oz) for breathability and easy layering\u003cbr\u003e- Retail fit with crew neckline, side seams, ribbed collar and shoulder tape for shape retention\u003cbr\u003e- High-detail DTF\/DTG printing for crisp imagery and vibrant color on front and sleeves\u003cbr\u003e- Tear-away label and REACH certified materials; adult sizes; responsibly manufactured\u003cbr\u003e- Color-blend options available (heather\/ash variants contain polyester for softness and durability)\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"XS \/ Black","offer_id":48184732778596,"sku":"23754801061803906687","price":17.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XS \/ Canvas Red","offer_id":48184732811364,"sku":"17494548733848298999","price":17.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XS \/ Gold","offer_id":48184732844132,"sku":"20188489843861731537","price":17.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XS \/ Heather Cardinal","offer_id":48184732876900,"sku":"12972118238989849103","price":17.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XS \/ Heather Team Purple","offer_id":48184732909668,"sku":"24682570160000296110","price":17.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XS \/ Kelly","offer_id":48184732942436,"sku":"25382800306280557073","price":17.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XS \/ Orange","offer_id":48184732975204,"sku":"22331414293898658810","price":17.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XS \/ Teal","offer_id":48184733007972,"sku":"26253011572291643107","price":17.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XS \/ True Royal","offer_id":48184733040740,"sku":"14119240307620989349","price":17.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XS \/ Brown","offer_id":48184733073508,"sku":"12972647768097586108","price":17.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XS \/ Fuchsia","offer_id":48184733106276,"sku":"20457125209163113550","price":17.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":48184733139044,"sku":"97882859207656755765","price":17.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Canvas Red","offer_id":48184733171812,"sku":"33980530141337085208","price":17.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Gold","offer_id":48184733204580,"sku":"44981119194886846912","price":17.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Heather Cardinal","offer_id":48184733237348,"sku":"57265062493516378233","price":17.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Heather Team Purple","offer_id":48184733270116,"sku":"16856421271656037457","price":17.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Kelly","offer_id":48184733302884,"sku":"18652062333887877413","price":17.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Orange","offer_id":48184733335652,"sku":"17272844619672697169","price":17.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Teal","offer_id":48184733368420,"sku":"10740730709564318018","price":17.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ True Royal","offer_id":48184733401188,"sku":"36924362569827811357","price":17.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Brown","offer_id":48184733433956,"sku":"22230745816860140392","price":17.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Fuchsia","offer_id":48184733466724,"sku":"10050451244207297207","price":17.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Mauve","offer_id":48184733499492,"sku":"28170869801463695585","price":17.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":48184733532260,"sku":"33502697086393521390","price":17.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Canvas Red","offer_id":48184733565028,"sku":"18960458900605212338","price":17.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Gold","offer_id":48184733597796,"sku":"12067435180986329752","price":17.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Heather Cardinal","offer_id":48184733630564,"sku":"79311317470922450831","price":17.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Heather Team Purple","offer_id":48184733663332,"sku":"18219702824630881707","price":17.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Kelly","offer_id":48184733696100,"sku":"29154184330328278808","price":17.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Orange","offer_id":48184733728868,"sku":"29502012723262181311","price":17.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Teal","offer_id":48184733761636,"sku":"28673370853453659141","price":17.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ True Royal","offer_id":48184733794404,"sku":"71877208999838360386","price":17.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Brown","offer_id":48184733827172,"sku":"24760853182497334703","price":17.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Fuchsia","offer_id":48184733859940,"sku":"21617345962218028540","price":17.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Mauve","offer_id":48184733892708,"sku":"20383251737925918288","price":17.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":48184733925476,"sku":"23789865924744832009","price":17.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Canvas Red","offer_id":48184733958244,"sku":"27366460928289039033","price":17.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Gold","offer_id":48184733991012,"sku":"12542700168561213949","price":17.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Heather Cardinal","offer_id":48184734023780,"sku":"22219966793720827629","price":17.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Heather Team Purple","offer_id":48184734056548,"sku":"22938330086981894147","price":17.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Kelly","offer_id":48184734089316,"sku":"11687001584341039595","price":17.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Orange","offer_id":48184734122084,"sku":"11856049602643132619","price":17.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Teal","offer_id":48184734154852,"sku":"88809838155571980154","price":17.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ True Royal","offer_id":48184734187620,"sku":"25890692973386761817","price":17.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Brown","offer_id":48184734220388,"sku":"11475811889870173677","price":17.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Fuchsia","offer_id":48184734253156,"sku":"19184247784582997628","price":17.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Mauve","offer_id":48184734285924,"sku":"33321930481927543669","price":17.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":48184734318692,"sku":"11931947094596710837","price":17.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Canvas Red","offer_id":48184734351460,"sku":"42182428016192688936","price":17.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Gold","offer_id":48184734384228,"sku":"16040366204270712042","price":17.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Heather Cardinal","offer_id":48184734416996,"sku":"64905226113569578130","price":17.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Heather Team Purple","offer_id":48184734449764,"sku":"14083536498786609968","price":17.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Kelly","offer_id":48184734482532,"sku":"41309330265155076837","price":17.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Orange","offer_id":48184734515300,"sku":"25958080954157070266","price":17.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Teal","offer_id":48184734548068,"sku":"32681384762568109889","price":17.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ True Royal","offer_id":48184734580836,"sku":"24261597993057527751","price":17.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Brown","offer_id":48184734613604,"sku":"15917546896112431996","price":17.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Fuchsia","offer_id":48184734646372,"sku":"12419499955390969136","price":17.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Mauve","offer_id":48184734679140,"sku":"12372192735099872168","price":17.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":48184734711908,"sku":"56347346216892011409","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Canvas Red","offer_id":48184734744676,"sku":"85721052749355495474","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Gold","offer_id":48184734777444,"sku":"32310791781791020270","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Heather Cardinal","offer_id":48184734810212,"sku":"24358626107119198894","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Heather Team Purple","offer_id":48184734842980,"sku":"23982670962126648039","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Kelly","offer_id":48184734875748,"sku":"17786891147266860171","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Orange","offer_id":48184734908516,"sku":"19121872935521491744","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Teal","offer_id":48184734941284,"sku":"13628770215150320998","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ True Royal","offer_id":48184734974052,"sku":"24265351879970464887","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Brown","offer_id":48184735006820,"sku":"19040577177201978117","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Fuchsia","offer_id":48184735039588,"sku":"15579654852955557072","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Mauve","offer_id":48184735072356,"sku":"21312582665298951650","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Synthetic Green","offer_id":48184735105124,"sku":"23565855285613679695","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Black","offer_id":48184735137892,"sku":"54436893595280724468","price":21.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Canvas Red","offer_id":48184735170660,"sku":"33169283554157449892","price":21.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Gold","offer_id":48184735203428,"sku":"31398727844127626654","price":21.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Heather Cardinal","offer_id":48184735236196,"sku":"26198692640960043908","price":21.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Heather Team Purple","offer_id":48184735268964,"sku":"28502932561682936785","price":21.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Kelly","offer_id":48184735301732,"sku":"13361885576698252197","price":21.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Orange","offer_id":48184735334500,"sku":"20114907338368355296","price":21.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Teal","offer_id":48184735367268,"sku":"99946771212684024530","price":21.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ True Royal","offer_id":48184735400036,"sku":"22231088186915653128","price":21.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Brown","offer_id":48184735432804,"sku":"29735063088140920828","price":21.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Fuchsia","offer_id":48184735465572,"sku":"17411556908025006246","price":21.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Mauve","offer_id":48184735498340,"sku":"16264957860785370605","price":21.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Synthetic Green","offer_id":48184735531108,"sku":"23745037880325660681","price":21.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Black","offer_id":48184735563876,"sku":"55721036844874706684","price":23.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Canvas Red","offer_id":48184735596644,"sku":"33361704619509969989","price":23.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Gold","offer_id":48184735629412,"sku":"16815588133694005209","price":23.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Heather Cardinal","offer_id":48184735662180,"sku":"16756047058158046045","price":23.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Heather Team Purple","offer_id":48184735694948,"sku":"13998105714300988340","price":23.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Kelly","offer_id":48184735727716,"sku":"32661605335051974165","price":23.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Orange","offer_id":48184735760484,"sku":"26561829860556139006","price":23.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Teal","offer_id":48184735793252,"sku":"18193821797023862661","price":23.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ True Royal","offer_id":48184735826020,"sku":"23117397493142005850","price":23.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Brown","offer_id":48184735858788,"sku":"59431167168848239675","price":23.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Fuchsia","offer_id":48184735891556,"sku":"19239006527542407492","price":23.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Mauve","offer_id":48184735924324,"sku":"70437538798742266036","price":23.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Synthetic Green","offer_id":48184735957092,"sku":"11688663642769802450","price":23.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL \/ Black","offer_id":48184735989860,"sku":"28391069432105210540","price":25.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL \/ True Royal","offer_id":48184736022628,"sku":"97933343136967085288","price":25.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0770\/5028\/2084\/files\/9079113048537839339_2048.jpg?v=1777940059","url":"https:\/\/the-digital-spindle.myshopify.com\/products\/a-clean-beaver-gets-more-wood-tee-retro-vintage-humor-t-shirt","provider":"The Digital Spindle","version":"1.0","type":"link"}